bisexualsaregreat:

aaawunder:

whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.


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# LILY# I feel as tho u would appreash




pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD


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happymonsters:

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sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.


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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it


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# jett# this is for you




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# oh look its me




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  • Family: *gives money for birthday*
  • Family: Buy something nice for yourself!!!!
  • Me: omg I totally will
  • Me: *pays down credit card*
  • Me: *puts aside money for rent*
  • Me: NICE.
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# nice.# i am an aDULT




foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited


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gooddaymonster:

a birthday gift for max of their adorable bab qannik  \uvu/

LOOK AT MY SON LOOK HOW PERFECT HE IS

gooddaymonster:

a birthday gift for max of their adorable bab qannik  \uvu/

LOOK AT MY SON LOOK HOW PERFECT HE IS

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# breathes heavily# oh my lawrd# i cant even# I CANT# his FACE!!!!!!# qannik# art by others# wowowowow